Episode 91: The Christmas Fetish
We suppose you can call this our Christmas episode. The title is so weird. We’re not sure what you’re thinking, but we promise it’s not that bad. Happy Holidays and stay out of trouble!
2023 episodes (26)
Episode 90: You’ve Been Randomly Selected
It’s always a good time with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar get together to catch up. Sometimes it’s Podcast Gold. This time, the only thing that is gold is what you are collecting from others. Some call it “Operation Golden Flow”, others call it “Just another Sample”, while Sergeant C’Gar calls it “Folgers in You’re Cup”. Whatever you call it is just fine. Actually, they’re not entirely sure how they got on the subject.
Episode 89: Don’t Forget to Unthaw the Zoom
Your favorite two old crusty army buddies are back with another episode full of banter and more techncial difficulties. Hope you have a Happy Turkey Day!
Episode 88: The Drill Hangover
We know you’re burnt out just like us. Sergeant C’Car and Senior Bacon have a general conversation about what’s going on in their lives and how (almost) back to back drills create a “burnout” causing a “Drill Hangover”. There’s some technical crap in this episode too, but only C’Gar knows what the hell he’s talking about.
Episode 87: The Final Draft
C’Gar and Bacon take a listeners question about the odds of World War 3 becoming a real thing. Who’s got their finger on the button? Why are they talking about enacting a draft for females. Can’t AI just solve all of this?
Episode 86: Let’s 86 Social Media
The guys are back with another mediocre episode that you know and love. This episode they highlight a military Instagram creator. Bacon fears the end of this podcast. Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now. Bacon yeets these episodes into the nether. Does anyone read what’s put in the show description? We doubt it. Enjoy!
Episode 85: Can’t Shut Us Down
The duo is back at it again with an episode that is relevant for the time. What does a government shutdown mean to those of us who wear the uniform. We’ll be honest; a lot was cut from this episode. Sometimes we get passionate in our conversations. Would you like to hear the raw – unedited cuts of this podcast? Let us know.
Episode 84: Our Tech Crashed
That’s right….. Our tech crashed and we had to piece meal some content together. We apologize, but not every operation can be a complete success. Remember 9/11. Happy Anniversary to our wives. CM.
Episode 83: Cutting The Mustard
Senior Bacon and his trusty pal, Sergeant C’Gar are back again. This time to complain about the hot weather and being busy. The two are like condiments; Mustard and Catchup. We’re not sure who is which, but unlike the title suggests, we’re not going anywhere any time soon. Enjoy!
Episode 82: The Grumpiest of Old Men
Bacon and C’Gar just sit back and have a quick conversation to catch up. The two talk about how busy they are and trying to keep up with delivering content to their listeners. Eventually, they talk about work ethic amongst the generations and how much social media gets in the way.
Episode 81: Don’t Slap Your Privates
It’s the best title ever! But if you were to take a drink of your favorite tasty beverage every time we make a song reference you might not get through the episode. This episode of Eyes Forward: March! is pretty much a basic catchup episode for Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar. We hope you enjoy.
Episode 80: Mid Summer Fatty
Time travel is harder than it looks. This episode will definitely sound like it was recorded weeks ago, and it should. In the military we know this time as Annual Training Season. Bacon and C’Gar have many things going on that took them away from the microphone. They made sure to record some content ahead of time so that you have something enjoyable to listen to. MLB all-star game is a mi- summer classic and who’s a breakfast fatty?
Episode 79: Bikinis and Promotions
Your favorite breakfast Bacon and C’Gar pairing are back for another episode of most beloved military humor podcast. In this episode they talk a bit about promotions, schools, and of course Bikinis.
Episode 78: What a Waist
Mr. Bacon is back and ready to edit! Sergeant C’Gar couldn’t be happier. No Military History in this episode. The duo do a little catching up and then talk about the latest changes to the Army’s Height/Weight Program. It’s not a bad thing as long as you know and you prepare.
Episode 77: WOCS Talk
The Podcaster formally known as Sergeant Bacon is finally back. He has spent a month in the sizzler and now demands to be called by his new title. Mr. Bacon also demands a new intro/outro. Sergeant Bacon feels over worked in and episode full of technical difficulties. In this episode we catch up and talk about Mr. Bacons’ experiences at Warrant Officer Candidate School.
Episode 76: Time Travel Is Hard
Bacon says, “Your Mom is Vanilla” was the original title of this episode. If you don’t know, this episode was recorded a month ago as the final episode to get the Platoon Sergeants ahead of schedule so that you the listener didn’t have to go without hearing the sooting voices of your favorite hosts. It was a mad dash to get them all recorded. They were beat. Bacon promises it will get better. Sugar coated lies!
Episode 75: Military Now In History
Military History sounds so present for some reason. Sergeants Bacon and C’gar are just moving through the dumb stuff. This episode was an easy one to edit. They hope you enjoy listening, and they thank you for doing so.
Episode 74: Technically It’s Raw – Dog!
The Platoon Sergeants are back with another episode of shenanigans. They talk about the technology they use to bring you the episodes you can’t stop listening to before C’Gar rambles on about a bunch of technical non-sense. Chat-GPT didn’t write these show notes. F’ It, We’ll do it live!
Episode 73: The Fastest Plummeting Episode Yet!
You know how the boys do it! Sergeants Bacon and CGar are back with another episode of laughs and guesses on what they were going to call this episode. In the end, the choice is mild. See how many bad show names you can get from this fun filled edition of Eyes Forward; March!
Episode 72: Stuck Between 14 Inches And A Hard Conversation
Let’s be real. This episode is controversial. Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar finally give some thoughts about the C0V1D vaccination and a few other changes that have happened in recent history. You are invited to consider the thoughts of a couple of ‘Ol Crusties. If you actually read the show notes, these are just our thoughts, nothing more, nothing less. Sometimes things don’t make sense but we always move forward.
Episode 71: A Short Carpet Ride of Difficulties
It’s that time of year. Cold days and colder nights, dramatic temperature fluxuations, Day Light Saving Time, and never ending grogginess. But in true NCO fashion we must deliver. Enjoy your short magic carpet ride, difficult or not. Don’t forget to wish Sergeant C’Gar a Happy Birthday!
Episode 70: Who’s Going To Claim This Fart
As regularly scheduled, the Sergeants are back for another episode full of shenanigans. Did someone do some crop dusting or is there something more to discover! Sit back and try to enjoy listening to this episode as much as they did recording it.
Episode 69: The Worst Party I Ever Went To
Let’s be real. This was supposed to be a special episode. Well special in a different way than what it was. Enjoy your bi-weekly fill of Military History with Platoon Daddy Bacon. Bacon Bits is back with more Military History on Wheels. The Sergeants talk about jail or service, the Bills Mafia, and a bunch of other garbage AI should never hear.
Episode 68: Man Overboard
When you fall out of your chair while recording you know you’re having fun. P’Diddy Bacon brings on a special guest, Bacon Bits to do a very special segment called, “Military History on Wheels”. This episode is full of laughs and great conversation. The PSG’s hope you enjoy listening as much as they enjoyed recording.
Episode 67: It’s Not Bowling
As Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar re-learn how to produce an episode we realize a few things. 1) Nothing is perfect. 2) Do the best you can. 3) Move Forward. 4) Only look back when it counts. These four points won’t make sense today, but they very much will in the future.
Episode 66: Handle With Kids Gloves
Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back with the first episode of 2023. The year has changed but the shenanigans have not! Ha Ha, Military History has some humor. Hopefully you catch that one. Bacon answers a whole bunch of questions C’Gar has about Technicians in the workforce.