Eyes Forward; March!@efmpodcast

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 22, 2025

Your favorite old Army Crusties are back and this episode is all about good 'ol freedom boners. Delayed due to topics and recording schedules, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar talk about the pep talk that Secretary of DOW, Pete Hegseth gave to all the top Military Leaders at the Beginning of October. Seriously, If you haven't seen it yet, go look it up on Youtube. You won't regret it. Kinda sounds like we're getting our old Military back, and that's not a bad thing.

1:01:42

Oct 22, 2025

Episode 139: Ding Dongs and Bearded Fatties

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 8, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant CGar talk about the recent government shutdown and how it can affect Soldiers. No worries fellow Battles, we aren't talking politics. It's just a conversation about what a Government shutdown means to Military peasants like us. We hope this ordeal isn't effecting you too much.

44:28

Oct 8, 2025

Episode 138: Shut It Down

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 24, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back to the microphone to catch up while they navigate several rabbit holes including the new changes the AR 670-1.

50:32

Sep 24, 2025

Episode 137: AR 670-Rabbithole

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 10, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar catch up since the last episode. Sometimes the days run together and every vacation is never long enough. This episode contains a lot of stuff we can't pronounce with is par for the course for C'Gar.

47:38

Sep 10, 2025

Episode 136: Psychedelic Colony (.com)

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 27, 2025

C'Gar and Bacon start off with a little bourbon talk before running down the Whistle Pig of Liquid Death. Not really, it's a bunch of bourbon talk, military history and some rappers that start with lil', that the stuff that makes EFM the military podcast to listen too.

1:01:41

Aug 27, 2025

Episode 135: Lil' Bourbon

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 13, 2025

The tempo is high as Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar have some fun conversation surrounded by laughs. Neither can math, but who cares. Senior Bacon shares that he may look like someone famous, and C'Gar continues to do C'Gar things.

50:47

Aug 13, 2025

Episode 134: High on Math

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jul 30, 2025

It's another episode of aimless banter and there is definitely something wrong with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar. Having trouble picking out shoes? Don't look to them for help.

35:32

Jul 30, 2025

Episode 133: There's Something Wrong With Us

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jul 16, 2025

Seasons come and go, but it seems the good months just fly by. SGT C'Gar And Senior Bacon talk the new news, bourbon, and Military history in this fun packed - action episode.

38:46

Jul 16, 2025

Episode 132: Keeping Warm In The Summer

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jul 2, 2025

The title says it all. Of course there's plenty going on around the world for Bacon and C'Gar to talk about, but they decide not to waste their breath. Enjoy some old crusty banter and not much else this week.

28:29

Jul 2, 2025

Episode 131: A Slow News Day

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jun 18, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back with a little conversation about the Army 250th Birthday events, active duty post name changes, and much more. Who knows, you might be seeing an episode in the future with your two favorite old Army must doing a military movie review.

38:43

Jun 18, 2025

Episode 130: Happy Army 250th

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jun 4, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take a crack at time travel. Knowing that both will be unable to record an episode of your favorite Military Humor Podcast, the two have recorded this episode weeks before it airs! Because we recorded it so early, all of this content has been forgotten and is probably irrelevant.

44:07

Jun 4, 2025

Episode 129: Time Travelers; March!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast May 21, 2025

The title may or may not make sense, but this is a solid episode where Senior Bacon and SGT C'Gar just have fun and have conversations. C'Gar Goes on a rant, Bacon delivers Military History... it's an episode worth checking out.

1:09:01

Ep. 128 May 21, 2025

Episode 128: Double XL

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast May 7, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar catch up with their daily shenanigans, cover some Military History, things you can say during a board to not get the job, and of course "Military Hangovers".

34:54

Ep. 127 May 7, 2025

Episode 127: The Drill Hangover

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Apr 23, 2025

Another fun filled episode of catching up and military history. As always, lots of laughs

39:45

Ep. 126 Apr 23, 2025

Episode 126: stanky Legs In Dire Straits

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Apr 9, 2025

It's an April BOGO deal! Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take the length of one episode to catch up and the length of another episode covering a lot of military history. It appears that April is historically a busy month.

53:52

Ep. 125 Apr 9, 2025

Episode 125: A Great Day For Military History

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Mar 26, 2025

What color socks can you do PT in? We don't know, Bacon says one thing, C'Gar says another. Who's right, Who's wrong. We don't know, but it's got to be a conspiracy.

38:09

Ep. 124 Mar 26, 2025

Episode 124: The Black Socks Scandal

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Mar 12, 2025

Welp, someone asked for a yeet. Here it is. Senior Bacon made sure everything got lined up and volume was normalized. Other than that, this is a straight yeet episode. It's the first time and episode was completed and ready to yeet in less than six minutes. Enjoy.

53:05

Ep. 123 Mar 12, 2025

Episode 123: The Great Yeet

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Feb 26, 2025

New Episode! Enjoy.

46:43

Ep. 122 Feb 26, 2025

Episode 122: Can I Record 1 Episode Please

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Feb 12, 2025

Your favorite two old grumpy nonsense making POGs are back with another raw episode. We've heard you like it raw.. unedited that is. Anyway, Jeep or HMMWV? It's a perfectly legit question. Let us know in the comments that we won't read.

37:03

Feb 12, 2025

Episode 121: I'd Still Take A Jeep Over A Hummer

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 29, 2025

C'Gar and Bacon are back at it again. They exchange some banter before during and after Military History. It's kinda what they do.

35:30

Jan 29, 2025

Episode 120: My Favorite Rum Comes From Kentucky

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 15, 2025

New Episode!! Good Ol Quackenbush.

22:43

Jan 15, 2025

Episode 119: Good Ol Quackenbush

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 1, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar spend an episode talking about what 2024 felt like before talking about a few things they would like to see in 2025.

31:00

Ep. 118 Jan 1, 2025

Episode 118: Good Bye 2024

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Dec 18, 2024

In the military we are always about family and friends. When one of our own has a school project and needs our help, we're here! This episode is hosted by none other than Bacon Bits who you know from segments such as Military History on Wheels. Bacon Bits asks Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar the hard questions letting everyone get to know more about the two old crusty Army guys who can't keep a formation straight.

55:28

Ep. 117 Dec 18, 2024

Episode 117: Year End Blowout with Guest Host Bacon Bits

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Dec 4, 2024

Senior Bacon finally gets a new computer. It runs faster than his old Atari, but that means he's got to figure all this podcasting stuff all over again. Sergeant C'Gar is tired as usual, but none of this is going to prevent them from creating new content for their listeners.

31:55

Ep. 116 Dec 4, 2024

Episode 116: New Tech, New Problems

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Nov 20, 2024

Wow! Another milestone reached! Thanks for listening!

39:51

Ep. 115 Nov 20, 2024

Episode 115: If Elected I Will Not Lead

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Nov 6, 2024

Please let the constant political spam text messaging stop! New episode drop. Enjoy!

38:35

Ep. 114 Nov 6, 2024

Episode 114: Voting for Smashing Pumpkins

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 23, 2024

Another episode for all you old school Army types of people. It’s click bait that hopefully creates a few laughs.

37:22

Ep. 113 Oct 23, 2024

Episode 113: Sex Can Wait, Emancipate!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 9, 2024

New Episode! Short on Military History due to talks about Bourbon and Offensive Music.

44:12

Ep. 112 Oct 9, 2024

Episode 112: Thumpin' The Ear Porn

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 25, 2024

Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's Episode 111. Hope you don't like it either!

37:38

Ep. 111 Sep 25, 2024

Episode 111: Just The Way We Like It; Disappointing!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 11, 2024

36:34

Ep. 110 Sep 11, 2024

Episode 110: Fifteen Minute Walk to Everything You Need

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 28, 2024

39:50

Ep. 109 Aug 28, 2024

Episode 109: Wash Your Hands of the Germish

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 26, 2024

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