Eyes Forward; March!@efmpodcast

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jun 4, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take a crack at time travel. Knowing that both will be unable to record an episode of your favorite Military Humor Podcast, the two have recorded this episode weeks before it airs! Because we recorded it so early, all of this content has been forgotten and is probably irrelevant.

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Jun 4, 2025

Episode 129: Time Travelers; March!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast May 21, 2025

The title may or may not make sense, but this is a solid episode where Senior Bacon and SGT C'Gar just have fun and have conversations. C'Gar Goes on a rant, Bacon delivers Military History... it's an episode worth checking out.

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Ep. 128 May 21, 2025

Episode 128: Double XL

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast May 7, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar catch up with their daily shenanigans, cover some Military History, things you can say during a board to not get the job, and of course "Military Hangovers".

34:54

Ep. 127 May 7, 2025

Episode 127: The Drill Hangover

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Apr 23, 2025

Another fun filled episode of catching up and military history. As always, lots of laughs

39:45

Ep. 126 Apr 23, 2025

Episode 126: stanky Legs In Dire Straits

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Apr 9, 2025

It's an April BOGO deal! Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take the length of one episode to catch up and the length of another episode covering a lot of military history. It appears that April is historically a busy month.

53:52

Ep. 125 Apr 9, 2025

Episode 125: A Great Day For Military History

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Mar 26, 2025

What color socks can you do PT in? We don't know, Bacon says one thing, C'Gar says another. Who's right, Who's wrong. We don't know, but it's got to be a conspiracy.

38:09

Ep. 124 Mar 26, 2025

Episode 124: The Black Socks Scandal

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Mar 12, 2025

Welp, someone asked for a yeet. Here it is. Senior Bacon made sure everything got lined up and volume was normalized. Other than that, this is a straight yeet episode. It's the first time and episode was completed and ready to yeet in less than six minutes. Enjoy.

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Ep. 123 Mar 12, 2025

Episode 123: The Great Yeet

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Feb 26, 2025

New Episode! Enjoy.

46:43

Ep. 122 Feb 26, 2025

Episode 122: Can I Record 1 Episode Please

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Feb 12, 2025

Your favorite two old grumpy nonsense making POGs are back with another raw episode. We've heard you like it raw.. unedited that is. Anyway, Jeep or HMMWV? It's a perfectly legit question. Let us know in the comments that we won't read.

37:03

Feb 12, 2025

Episode 121: I'd Still Take A Jeep Over A Hummer

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 29, 2025

C'Gar and Bacon are back at it again. They exchange some banter before during and after Military History. It's kinda what they do.

35:30

Jan 29, 2025

Episode 120: My Favorite Rum Comes From Kentucky

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 15, 2025

New Episode!! Good Ol Quackenbush.

22:43

Jan 15, 2025

Episode 119: Good Ol Quackenbush

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Jan 1, 2025

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar spend an episode talking about what 2024 felt like before talking about a few things they would like to see in 2025.

31:00

Ep. 118 Jan 1, 2025

Episode 118: Good Bye 2024

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Dec 18, 2024

In the military we are always about family and friends. When one of our own has a school project and needs our help, we're here! This episode is hosted by none other than Bacon Bits who you know from segments such as Military History on Wheels. Bacon Bits asks Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar the hard questions letting everyone get to know more about the two old crusty Army guys who can't keep a formation straight.

55:28

Ep. 117 Dec 18, 2024

Episode 117: Year End Blowout with Guest Host Bacon Bits

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Dec 4, 2024

Senior Bacon finally gets a new computer. It runs faster than his old Atari, but that means he's got to figure all this podcasting stuff all over again. Sergeant C'Gar is tired as usual, but none of this is going to prevent them from creating new content for their listeners.

31:55

Ep. 116 Dec 4, 2024

Episode 116: New Tech, New Problems

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Nov 20, 2024

Wow! Another milestone reached! Thanks for listening!

39:51

Ep. 115 Nov 20, 2024

Episode 115: If Elected I Will Not Lead

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Nov 6, 2024

Please let the constant political spam text messaging stop! New episode drop. Enjoy!

38:35

Ep. 114 Nov 6, 2024

Episode 114: Voting for Smashing Pumpkins

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 23, 2024

Another episode for all you old school Army types of people. It’s click bait that hopefully creates a few laughs.

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Ep. 113 Oct 23, 2024

Episode 113: Sex Can Wait, Emancipate!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Oct 9, 2024

New Episode! Short on Military History due to talks about Bourbon and Offensive Music.

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Ep. 112 Oct 9, 2024

Episode 112: Thumpin' The Ear Porn

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 25, 2024

Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's Episode 111. Hope you don't like it either!

37:38

Ep. 111 Sep 25, 2024

Episode 111: Just The Way We Like It; Disappointing!

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Sep 11, 2024

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Ep. 110 Sep 11, 2024

Episode 110: Fifteen Minute Walk to Everything You Need

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 28, 2024

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Ep. 109 Aug 28, 2024

Episode 109: Wash Your Hands of the Germish

Eyes Forward; March! @efmpodcast Aug 26, 2024

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