In this episode of EFM, C'Gar apologizes and explains the issue with our SWAG shop, the most important part of this episode. C'Gar introduces Senior Bacon to Kei Cars that will most likely hit the streets sometime in the next few years. Some Military history and upgrade housekeeping rounds off this almost hour of 'ol crusty conversation.
So it's a new year and Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are excited to share some new news with our listeners. There's new artwork, new music, oh and a SWAG shop that Stripe (the payment processing company) suddenly, out of no where decided to close our account due to unspecified "High Level of Risk". So to prevent additional issues the store is down until further notice.
The boys are busy getting ready to march into 2026 so they decided to drop an episode that was recorded earlier in the year. If you haven't seen Tigerland yet, you should.
Tigerland is based on reality and real experiences a the U.S. Army's advanced infantry training center at Fort Polk, Louisiana, during the Vietnam War era.
Are you in for a chill episode where C'Gar doesn't have a rant, Bacon is delivering some history and the two are just vibing until a few jokes are told? You're in luck. That's what the old crusty dudes are up to in this episode. They're hard a work making some merch that you can spend your hard earned coins on. They have other ideas too, but this episode is a gateway to the new year. See ya in 2026!
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back for another episode of foolishness. G'Gar thinks people believe that he is a genie and can grant wishes while stumped about people committing crimes to hinder legal activities. Bacon just wants to dish out some Military History. Welcome back to the shit show!
Bacon and C'Gar are back at it again just catching up. The government is back up and running and you can tell the two are burnt burnt out but drivin' on. Military history wins the title of this episode.
Senior Bacon and SGT C'Gar are back at it again. They talk about the government shutdown, AI and a happy ending. It's not what you think sicko, we had a technical difficulty that was too funny not to publish.
Your favorite old Army Crusties are back and this episode is all about good 'ol freedom boners. Delayed due to topics and recording schedules, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar talk about the pep talk that Secretary of DOW, Pete Hegseth gave to all the top Military Leaders at the Beginning of October. Seriously, If you haven't seen it yet, go look it up on Youtube. You won't regret it. Kinda sounds like we're getting our old Military back, and that's not a bad thing.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant CGar talk about the recent government shutdown and how it can affect Soldiers. No worries fellow Battles, we aren't talking politics. It's just a conversation about what a Government shutdown means to Military peasants like us. We hope this ordeal isn't effecting you too much.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back to the microphone to catch up while they navigate several rabbit holes including the new changes the AR 670-1.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar catch up since the last episode. Sometimes the days run together and every vacation is never long enough. This episode contains a lot of stuff we can't pronounce with is par for the course for C'Gar.
C'Gar and Bacon start off with a little bourbon talk before running down the Whistle Pig of Liquid Death. Not really, it's a bunch of bourbon talk, military history and some rappers that start with lil', that the stuff that makes EFM the military podcast to listen too.
The tempo is high as Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar have some fun conversation surrounded by laughs. Neither can math, but who cares. Senior Bacon shares that he may look like someone famous, and C'Gar continues to do C'Gar things.
It's another episode of aimless banter and there is definitely something wrong with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar. Having trouble picking out shoes? Don't look to them for help.
Seasons come and go, but it seems the good months just fly by. SGT C'Gar And Senior Bacon talk the new news, bourbon, and Military history in this fun packed - action episode.
The title says it all. Of course there's plenty going on around the world for Bacon and C'Gar to talk about, but they decide not to waste their breath. Enjoy some old crusty banter and not much else this week.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back with a little conversation about the Army 250th Birthday events, active duty post name changes, and much more. Who knows, you might be seeing an episode in the future with your two favorite old Army must doing a military movie review.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take a crack at time travel. Knowing that both will be unable to record an episode of your favorite Military Humor Podcast, the two have recorded this episode weeks before it airs! Because we recorded it so early, all of this content has been forgotten and is probably irrelevant.
The title may or may not make sense, but this is a solid episode where Senior Bacon and SGT C'Gar just have fun and have conversations. C'Gar Goes on a rant, Bacon delivers Military History... it's an episode worth checking out.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar catch up with their daily shenanigans, cover some Military History, things you can say during a board to not get the job, and of course "Military Hangovers".
It's an April BOGO deal! Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar take the length of one episode to catch up and the length of another episode covering a lot of military history. It appears that April is historically a busy month.
What color socks can you do PT in? We don't know, Bacon says one thing, C'Gar says another. Who's right, Who's wrong. We don't know, but it's got to be a conspiracy.
Welp, someone asked for a yeet. Here it is. Senior Bacon made sure everything got lined up and volume was normalized. Other than that, this is a straight yeet episode. It's the first time and episode was completed and ready to yeet in less than six minutes. Enjoy.
Your favorite two old grumpy nonsense making POGs are back with another raw episode. We've heard you like it raw.. unedited that is. Anyway, Jeep or HMMWV? It's a perfectly legit question. Let us know in the comments that we won't read.
In the military we are always about family and friends. When one of our own has a school project and needs our help, we're here! This episode is hosted by none other than Bacon Bits who you know from segments such as Military History on Wheels. Bacon Bits asks Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar the hard questions letting everyone get to know more about the two old crusty Army guys who can't keep a formation straight.
Senior Bacon finally gets a new computer. It runs faster than his old Atari, but that means he's got to figure all this podcasting stuff all over again. Sergeant C'Gar is tired as usual, but none of this is going to prevent them from creating new content for their listeners.
