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Thumpin' The Ear Porn
Ep. 112

Thumpin' The Ear Porn

The boys talk bourbon and offensive music. Senior Bacon dubs said music as ear porn. C’Gar will admit it’s an art but not music. Worst of all it’s the people blasting it on their phones while conducting the ACFT.

Episode 110: Fifteen Minute Walk to Everything You Need
Ep. 110

Episode 110: Fifteen Minute Walk to Everything You Need

Senior Bacon learns about his future living conditions called the “15 Minute City” after going through Military History and hearing the vague thoughts Platoon Sergeant C’Gar has over major events that just about anyone can remember.

Episode 109: Wash Your Hands of the Germish
Ep. 109

Episode 109: Wash Your Hands of the Germish

Back for another episode of mis-pronounciations and mis-information. Sergeant C’Gar goes on his typical rants while Senior bacon has trouble putting words together.

Episode 108: A Rough Draft

Episode 108: A Rough Draft

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar start this episode easy enough with busy schedules. The two talk a little about the Best Warrior Competition, cleaning weapons, and maybe another daunting task or two before going into Military History. Finally, C’Gar goes on a little rant about the draft.

Episode 107: Look Who’s Stopping By Now

Episode 107: Look Who’s Stopping By Now

We’re 107 episodes in and still having technical difficulties, but that’s nothing like having a bunch of interruptions while recording. Senior Bacon felt like Mr. Rogers in the hour it took to create 30 minutes of what some may call humor. We hope you listen, we hope you laugh, we hope your human.

Episode 106: Reply All to the Lumberyard

Episode 106: Reply All to the Lumberyard

In between piss breaks, your favorite booze cruising homesteaders ramble on making a new episode of some old crusty style of podcasting. It’s the usual military history with a dash of bad dad jokes and real humor. Oh!, if. you hit reply all to an email with 72k members you are an idiot.

Episode 105: Hawk Tuah, Edit This Thang!

Episode 105: Hawk Tuah, Edit This Thang!

C’Gar still having audio and video issues while Bacon spends his time trying to edit the shit show. There’s only one thing to do, “edit this thang”! It’s another episode of your favorite old crusties rambling about something that means nothing.

Episode 102: Senior Bacon Survived

Episode 102: Senior Bacon Survived

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar kick back and have a low key conversation about a bunch of nothing. It’s one of those breaths of fresh air as Bacon has achieved his goals and is getting ready to fly home and rejoin his family. It’s moments like these when old crusty Soldiers can finally relax

Episode 101: She Ain’t a Lady, Unless…

Episode 101: She Ain’t a Lady, Unless…

Your favorite two old crusty Amy buddies are back with another episode! This one, the two sit back and tell a few stories that they find comical. If you’re easily offended, we’re not sure why you are here. Listen at your own risk. Anyway, most of the dead space and dry mouth clicks have been cut out before yeet-ing this 280lbs bitch towards your ear holes.

Episode 100: Milestone Reached

Episode 100: Milestone Reached

We’ve hit 100 episodes of Eyes Forward, March! It should be a grand celebration, but mission dictated otherwise. Senior Bacon is still far away from home and Sergeant C’Gar is having some audio issues. Shit happens! Let’s see what episode 104 brings us.

Episode 99: Got 99 Problems, Dropping an Episode Ain’t One

Episode 99: Got 99 Problems, Dropping an Episode Ain’t One

Only one episode away from the big 100, Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon make an attempt to record. Are the trainees of today given too many privileges? Are military schools waisting time and money? They don’t have answers, but they do have opinions.

Episode 98: Knowledge Un-Management

Episode 98: Knowledge Un-Management

Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon are getting close to the big 100th episode of Eyes Forward March, but the timing is wrong. One is busy with his hobbies while the other is getting educated. In this episode they talk about different technologies and the ability to have permissions. How much do you need to know, if any?

Episode 97: Organizing PT Challenges

Episode 97: Organizing PT Challenges

Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon talk about department wide motivational physical fitness challenges. How do you keep people motivated? Is a reward necessary? So many questions, but the tow take the time to try to make sense of it all.

Episode 96: Good Old OE Topics

Episode 96: Good Old OE Topics

This episode of Eyes Forward March brings back the beloved OE Topic. You remember those. It’s the kind of topic that gets everyone involved and can sometimes get heated. Sometimes people agree, sometimes they don’t. The goal is for everyone to share their opinion and understand others. You might not agree, but you have to understand.

Episode 95: Editing a Podcast about Bourbon

Episode 95: Editing a Podcast about Bourbon

Senior Bacon and Platoon Sergeant C’Gar are back for Episode 95. The two talk quickly about how editing a podcast sucks before rambling on about bourbon.

Episode 94: These Are Our Ramblings Part 1

Episode 94: These Are Our Ramblings Part 1

C’Gar wants to serve with a beard, Bacon doesn’t like phony campaigns. Those that earn brownies at schools are annoying to all. The world is going to hell, but it’s not. Some things don’t make sense when they do. Enjoy the show.

Episode 93: This Is Why Bon Jovi Don’t Fly

Episode 93: This Is Why Bon Jovi Don’t Fly

Senior Bacon is out on assignment and shares his travel stories with Sergeant C’Gar. It’s no wonder Bon Jovi would rather travel by bus. Of course there’s some pandemic talk. Come to think of it… When you travel to a School, just succeed. That’s it. Nothing less, nothing more.