As Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar wind down for the holiday season, there’s still one thing left on the old checklist that must be done. That’s right, another episode. It’s one of those catch-up episodes where there isn’t a whole lot to get excited about.
Yesterday you voted and hopefully today we find out that Smashing Pumpkins will be the next POTUS. Probably Not!, but at least you have this episode to take your mind off the dumpster fire for a few minutes.
Call it Click Bait! This episode has one of those titles that make you want to now more. After spending the time listening to it, you wonder why you even took the time. It’s kind of like when unofficial Army online resources publish incomplete bullshit articles like an upcoming change to the fitness uniform. It’s just click bait!
The boys talk bourbon and offensive music. Senior Bacon dubs said music as ear porn. C’Gar will admit it’s an art but not music. Worst of all it’s the people blasting it on their phones while conducting the ACFT.
What can we say? It’s another one of those episodes where your favorite old Army Crusties come back to the microphone to banter about nothing. Disappointed? We hope so.
Senior Bacon learns about his future living conditions called the “15 Minute City” after going through Military History and hearing the vague thoughts Platoon Sergeant C’Gar has over major events that just about anyone can remember.
Back for another episode of mis-pronounciations and mis-information. Sergeant C’Gar goes on his typical rants while Senior bacon has trouble putting words together.
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar start this episode easy enough with busy schedules. The two talk a little about the Best Warrior Competition, cleaning weapons, and maybe another daunting task or two before going into Military History. Finally, C’Gar goes on a little rant about the draft.
We’re 107 episodes in and still having technical difficulties, but that’s nothing like having a bunch of interruptions while recording. Senior Bacon felt like Mr. Rogers in the hour it took to create 30 minutes of what some may call humor. We hope you listen, we hope you laugh, we hope your human.
In between piss breaks, your favorite booze cruising homesteaders ramble on making a new episode of some old crusty style of podcasting. It’s the usual military history with a dash of bad dad jokes and real humor. Oh!, if. you hit reply all to an email with 72k members you are an idiot.
C’Gar still having audio and video issues while Bacon spends his time trying to edit the shit show. There’s only one thing to do, “edit this thang”! It’s another episode of your favorite old crusties rambling about something that means nothing.
In this episode we do some catching up and shit shooting while talking about the latest (maybe greatest) changes to the Enlisted Promotion System.
EFM has been pulling their shenanigans for a full term now. Will you keep us around for another?
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar kick back and have a low key conversation about a bunch of nothing. It’s one of those breaths of fresh air as Bacon has achieved his goals and is getting ready to fly home and rejoin his family. It’s moments like these when old crusty Soldiers can finally relax
Your favorite two old crusty Amy buddies are back with another episode! This one, the two sit back and tell a few stories that they find comical. If you’re easily offended, we’re not sure why you are here. Listen at your own risk. Anyway, most of the dead space and dry mouth clicks have been cut out before yeet-ing this 280lbs bitch towards your ear holes.
We’ve hit 100 episodes of Eyes Forward, March! It should be a grand celebration, but mission dictated otherwise. Senior Bacon is still far away from home and Sergeant C’Gar is having some audio issues. Shit happens! Let’s see what episode 104 brings us.
Only one episode away from the big 100, Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon make an attempt to record. Are the trainees of today given too many privileges? Are military schools waisting time and money? They don’t have answers, but they do have opinions.
Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon are getting close to the big 100th episode of Eyes Forward March, but the timing is wrong. One is busy with his hobbies while the other is getting educated. In this episode they talk about different technologies and the ability to have permissions. How much do you need to know, if any?
Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon talk about department wide motivational physical fitness challenges. How do you keep people motivated? Is a reward necessary? So many questions, but the tow take the time to try to make sense of it all.
This episode of Eyes Forward March brings back the beloved OE Topic. You remember those. It’s the kind of topic that gets everyone involved and can sometimes get heated. Sometimes people agree, sometimes they don’t. The goal is for everyone to share their opinion and understand others. You might not agree, but you have to understand.
Senior Bacon and Platoon Sergeant C’Gar are back for Episode 95. The two talk quickly about how editing a podcast sucks before rambling on about bourbon.
C’Gar wants to serve with a beard, Bacon doesn’t like phony campaigns. Those that earn brownies at schools are annoying to all. The world is going to hell, but it’s not. Some things don’t make sense when they do. Enjoy the show.
Senior Bacon is out on assignment and shares his travel stories with Sergeant C’Gar. It’s no wonder Bon Jovi would rather travel by bus. Of course there’s some pandemic talk. Come to think of it… When you travel to a School, just succeed. That’s it. Nothing less, nothing more.
Our first episode of 2024. Hopefully a sign of many good things to come.