Episode 140: AI and Happy Endings
Senior Bacon and SGT C’Gar are back at it again. They talk about the government shutdown, AI and a happy ending. It’s not what you think sicko, we had a technical difficulty that was too funny not to publish.
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Episode 139: Ding Dongs and Bearded Fatties
Your favorite old Army Crusties are back and this episode is all about good ‘ol freedom boners. Delayed due to topics and recording schedules, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar talk about the pep talk that Secretary of DOW, Pete Hegseth gave to all the top Military Leaders at the Beginning of October. Seriously, If you haven’t seen it yet, go look it up on Youtube. You won’t regret it. Kinda sounds like we’re getting our old Military back, and that’s not a bad thing.
Episode 138: Shut It Down
Senior Bacon and Sergeant CGar talk about the recent government shutdown and how it can affect Soldiers. No worries fellow Battles, we aren’t talking politics. It’s just a conversation about what a Government shutdown means to Military peasants like us. We hope this ordeal isn’t effecting you too much.
Episode 137: AR 670-Rabbithole
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back to the microphone to catch up while they navigate several rabbit holes including the new changes the AR 670-1.
Episode 136: Psychedelic Colony (.com)
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar catch up since the last episode. Sometimes the days run together and every vacation is never long enough. This episode contains a lot of stuff we can’t pronounce with is par for the course for C’Gar.
Episode 135: Lil' Bourbon
C’Gar and Bacon start off with a little bourbon talk before running down the Whistle Pig of Liquid Death. Not really, it’s a bunch of bourbon talk, military history and some rappers that start with lil’, that the stuff that makes EFM the military podcast to listen too.
Episode 134: High on Math
The tempo is high as Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar have some fun conversation surrounded by laughs. Neither can math, but who cares. Senior Bacon shares that he may look like someone famous, and C’Gar continues to do C’Gar things.
Episode 133: There's Something Wrong With Us
It’s another episode of aimless banter and there is definitely something wrong with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar. Having trouble picking out shoes? Don’t look to them for help.
Episode 132: Keeping Warm In The Summer
Seasons come and go, but it seems the good months just fly by. SGT C’Gar And Senior Bacon talk the new news, bourbon, and Military history in this fun packed - action episode.
Episode 131: A Slow News Day
The title says it all. Of course there’s plenty going on around the world for Bacon and C’Gar to talk about, but they decide not to waste their breath. Enjoy some old crusty banter and not much else this week.
Episode 130: Happy Army 250th
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back with a little conversation about the Army 250th Birthday events, active duty post name changes, and much more. Who knows, you might be seeing an episode in the future with your two favorite old Army must doing a military movie review.
Episode 129: Time Travelers; March!
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar take a crack at time travel. Knowing that both will be unable to record an episode of your favorite Military Humor Podcast, the two have recorded this episode weeks before it airs! Because we recorded it so early, all of this content has been forgotten and is probably irrelevant.
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Episode 128: Double XL
The title may or may not make sense, but this is a solid episode where Senior Bacon and SGT C’Gar just have fun and have conversations. C’Gar Goes on a rant, Bacon delivers Military History… it’s an episode worth checking out.
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Episode 127: The Drill Hangover
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar catch up with their daily shenanigans, cover some Military History, things you can say during a board to not get the job, and of course “Military Hangovers”.
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Episode 126: stanky Legs In Dire Straits
Another fun filled episode of catching up and military history. As always, lots of laughs.
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Episode 125: A Great Day For Military History
It’s an April BOGO deal! Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar take the length of one episode to catch up and the length of another episode covering a lot of military history. It appears that April is historically a busy month.
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Episode 124: The Black Socks Scandal
What color socks can you do PT in? We don’t know, Bacon says one thing, C’Gar says another. Who’s right, Who’s wrong. We don’t know, but it’s got to be a conspiracy.
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Episode 123: The Great Yeet
Welp, someone asked for a yeet. Here it is. Senior Bacon made sure everything got lined up and volume was normalized. Other than that, this is a straight yeet episode. It’s the first time and episode was completed and ready to yeet in less than six minutes. Enjoy.
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Episode 122: Can I Record 1 Episode Please
Senior Bacon is up to his old shenanigans again! Will he edit this episode or yeet it out into the ether. Family doesn’t even care if we’re recording. Remember, it’s all about you, Boo!
Episode 121: I'd Still Take A Jeep Over A Hummer
Your favorite two old grumpy nonsense making POGs are back with another raw episode. We’ve heard you like it raw.. unedited that is. Anyway, Jeep or HMMWV? It’s a perfectly legit question. Let us know in the comments that we won’t read.
Episode 120: My Favorite Rum Comes From Kentucky
C’Gar and Bacon are back at it again. They exchange some banter before during and after Military History. It’s kinda what they do.
Episode 119: Good Ol Quackenbush
Whatever you do, just don’t Quackenbush it! Or do, maybe it will be funny. This short episode is brought to you by Senior Bacon and Seargeant C’Gar during a very busy time. You know the holidays are over and it’s back to the grind. Hope you enjoy this little segment.
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Episode 118: Good Bye 2024
Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar spend an episode talking about what 2024 felt like before talking about a few things they would like to see in 2025.