After a brief issue with identity, the Sergeants find themselves reflecting on the past year of Eyes Forward; March! Was it another year of dumpster fire or was it 202FUN? We think both. Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar appreciate you listening and hope to provide you more content and laughs in 2022.
ENDEX! ENDEX! ENDEX! (it’s not INDEX!, dummy.) Over the past few weeks Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar have been performing training exercises that you know of as Operation Mega Pimp. Thankfully, it’s finally over and it’s time to move on with normal training exercises. But first, your Sergeants use this episode to reflect on the Mega Pimp Series. If you already have a podcast or interested in creating a podcast, swing over to Creative Brain Candy’s website to learn more. About Spoiler They Die Spoiler They Die is a weekly true crime podcast hosted by Kat and Logan. Video Game Lounge Join us every other week as our three clueless, (elder) millennial hosts discuss beer, video games, life and a ridiculous amount of tangents. Stay Wild Trauma Child Learn with us, not from us. Simply Stogies Simply Stogies is a podcast for the cigar enthusiast and the veteran cigar aficionado. Join James on his journey through the world of cigars as he covers a variety of topics that are important to cigar smokers. Cigar and cigar accessory reviews, cigar news, reviews with those in the cigar industry, and discussions about all things premium cigars are all… Smoking and Drinking in Space A sci-fi podcast from a couple of guys who think they know sci-fi. Smoking and Drinking in Capes A superhero podcast from three guys who wish they had super-powers.
In the final episode of the EFM Mega Pimping Mini Series Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar pay respect to one of the OG podcasts on the Creative Brain Candy Network; Smoking and Drinking in Space and Smoking and Drinking in Capes. As usual the Sergeants have to put their military twist so let them introduce Smoking and Drinking in Military where they cover the 1995 film Major Payne. https://creativebraincandy.com/show/smoking-and-drinking-in-space/ https://creativebraincandy.com/show/sadic/
Join C’Gar in this once in a lifetime interview with a superstar in the world of gas station cigars, Bacon. Who would have thought that gas stations and convenience stores around the country have so much to offer when it comes to quality machine rolled cigars. Thankfully there are Dog Rocket Aficionados like bacon who can give us all the details. https://creativebraincandy.com/show/simply-stogies/
Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar reflect on how a life in the military also has an impact on their civilian life. Over the last 20 plus years members of the military have spent a tremendous amount of time not only wearing the uniform and conducting training but also serving in combat zones. Either scenario awards a Soldier the ability to create a bond with other Soldiers, also known as brothers and sisters in arms. The connection that is established between those who serve is similar to that of a family. When a single Soldier is lost, it effects us all. If a podcast that centers around everything from everyday struggles to truly traumatic events sounds like something you would be interested in, check out Stay Wild Trauma Child on the Creative Brain Candy Network! https://creativebraincandy.com/show/swtc/
The Sergeants take a quick break before they get back to the shenanigans. After paying respect to Spoiler They Die and The Video Game Lounge on the Creative Brain Candy Network the duo decide to take a quick break before embarking on Episode 35. Mental health and the COVID Vaccine are the hot topics. In reality, the Sergeants have no idea what they are talking about, but hopefully you will take a listen.
Sergeant Bacon knows absolutely nothing about video games while Sergeant C’Gar is the definition of a bad gamer. That doesn’t stop the duo from attempting to create a video game themed episode with the usual EFM twist. Listen as the Sergeants attempt to come up with a few bad ideas for military video games that have no reason to exist. If you like video games and video game conversation, check out Video Game Lounge on the Creative Brain Candy Network! Video Game Lounge
Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar pay respect to another podcast on the Creative Brain Candy Network, “Spoiler: They Die” by creating a version of their own with a military twist. Platoon Daddy Bacon presents a story to you and his battle buddy Sergeant C’Gar a tale loosely based on actual articles of a Soldier who went missing on Ft. Hood, TX some time ago. The Sergeants hope that you take the time to check out Spoiler: They Die, a phenominal true crime podcast brought to you by the best two Canadian women we know! A special thanks goes out to Spoiler: They Die for allowing the Sergeants to create this episode. https://creativebraincandy.com/show/spoiler-they-die/
In this slightly shorter than normal episode Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar talk about a few of the little things that seem to always be a big problem to those in charge. The Sergeants talk about socks, underwear, shirts, PT belts, haircuts, and even whether or not you are sounding off during a “fun run”. EFM episodes will also be available on Youtube for your listening pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Nbuti1fLR4ClZ4oLpj28w Follow @podcastefm on Instagram as they attempt to get better at posting content. Follow and Support Eyes Forward March by subscribing to buymeacoffee.com/podcastefm. Home Visit Creative Brain Candy for more great shows and other creative works at https://creativebraincandy.com/
Sergeant C’Gar finds a bit of zen in a general conversation with Platoon Daddy Bacon. Sometimes it just takes a good conversation with one of your favorite Battle Buddies to relieve some stress and make everything better. Sergeant C’Gar realizes that all the small things pile up and make everything seem like a bigger problem than what it is. Find the 50 meter targets and knock them down. This episodes Creative Shoutout goes to Eyes Forward March (Yeah!, we pimped ourselves.) on the Creative Brain Candy Network. Check out www.creativebraincandy.com
We couldn’t possibly hold on to part 2 of Cooking with Bacon. That’s right!, Sergeant C’Gar spends another 30 minutes helping you to get to know Platoon Daddy Bacon a little better. What questions will be asked? How will they be answered? Guess you’ll have to listen (please) and find out. This episodes Creative Shoutout goes to Smoking and Drinking in Capes on the Creative Brain Candy Network. Check out www.creativebraincandy.com. Smoking and Drinking in Capes
Excuse the slightly longer than usual episode but this one is special to us. Platoon Daddy Bacon is in Sergeant C’Gars neck of the woods so it’s only natural that they get together and catch up. It didn’t take long for the decision to be made, set up FOB C’Gar and start recording. Where could it go wrong? There was no topic, just good conversation. The Sergeants hope you enjoy listening to this down to earth episode just as much as they enjoyed recording it.
Grab your trusty old cast iron skillet from the kitchen cabinet or gun safe (wherever you keep it) and prepare to learn more than you ever wanted to know about Platoon Daddy Bacon. That’s right!, Sergeant C’Gar spends a little over an hour interviewing your favorite piece of Bacon giving you part 1 of a 2 part series of questions. What questions will be asked? How will they be answered? Guess you’ll have to listen (please) and find out. This episodes Creative Shoutout goes to Creative Brain Candy and many of the great podcasts that call CBC home. Check out www.creativebraincandy.com.
Sergeant Bacon is feeling good as he gets back from a little league draft meeting just in time to record a late episode of EFM with his favorite NCO, Sergeant C’Gar. The Sergeants make a last minute decision to practice a little bit of NCOES 101 by selecting a few Army related articles in the news and have some good old conversation with those topics. In this episode of Army News, which they will do from time to time, the Sergeants discuss the most recent changes to female hair grooming standards and The Internet of Things (IoT). If you have ideas for future topics make sure you hit the Sergeants up. Details are in each episode of Eyes Forward, March! This episodes Creative Shoutout goes to Video Game Lounge on the Creative Brain Candy Network. Video Game Lounge
For the time being, you’ll have to continue enjoying the Eyes Forward; March! Podcast in your favorite brown bombers while the Sergeants continue to work on the finer details around the production of the EFM Combat Thong. Someone (we won’t say who) insists that they be bacon scented. In this special anniversary episode Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar talk about some of the creature comforts that Soldiers may want to consider when spending some time in the field, drill weekend, or even while on deployment. Nothing is off the table. The Sergeants talk about underwear, t-shirts, towels, sleeping bags, blankets, pillows, lickies & chewies, protective eyewear, and even toilet paper. Do you have a creative idea that you would like to bring to life? Check out Creative Brain Candy and click apply.
In episode 24, Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar talk a bit about Soldier burn out. Comparatively like our vehicles, they only perform well when they are properly maintained and have plenty of fuel. Soldiers are not that much different. What happens when you as a leader or your Soldiers get burnt out? The Sergeants don’t have all the answers, but they do put some thought into it as you can hear in their voices towards the end of the episode… It’s time for a vacation. Check out Stay Wild Trauma Child on the Creative Brain Candy Network. Our podcast centers around everything from everyday struggles to truly traumatic events. We will be discussing highly sensitive and very controversial topics in respectful but, very raw and authentic ways. Everything we are discussing we have personally experienced. Our mission is to have a platform where people feel seen, supported and accepted as they are in their darkest days. To feel normal in the abnormal and to give a voice to the unheard. Please join us in our journey of growth and healing. Check out the family of Podcasts and Twitch Streamers on the Creative Brain Candy Network.
Sometimes when Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar sit down to record an episode it goes so well that they go far beyond a single 30 minute episode. In episode 16, Sergeant Bacon allowed for the loyal listeners to get to know Sergeant C’Gar a little better in a 30 minute window. This episode is another 30 minutes of just that. Sergeant Bacon asks questions about music, work, sports, TV, shower time, and suggests that Sergeant C’Gar is amazing at everything he does. Check out Smoking and Drinking in Capes, a new superhero podcast from three guys who wish they had super-powers on the Creative Brain Candy Network. Smoking and Drinking in Capes
How do you sponsor a new Soldier to your organization? Is it done right or is it a complete waste of time? There is a foundation to properly introduce new Soldiers but it’s just that, a foundation. Think outside the box and find a way to make the sponsorship program work for your organization. Introducing a new Soldier the right way is key to success. Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar start off with a few laughs at the expense of ‘Soiled’ ‘Thong’ ‘Doobie’ ‘Puppies’ (Spoiler They Die Podcast) as they try to figure out the phonetic alphabet. Seriously though, check them out if you haven’t already! Show your support for #1 true crime podcast, Spoiler They Die (2020 – Forever). We are pleased to announce the newest members of the Creative Brain Candy Media Cooperative, the Stay Wild Trauma Child Podcast!
Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar make an episode out of the Enlisted Promotion System (EPS) and Career Management in the Military. There are regulations out there regulations out there that tell us how things are supposed to happen but that doesn’t mean everything is fair. Hopefully you can gain a small amount of knowledge to push your career in the right direction. If you are interested in becoming a podcaster, please visit www.creativebraincandy.com and click the “Apply” button in the menu.
Say hello to Corporal Cat Lady who took a little time out of her busy schedule to introduce herself! We’re all busy and have a lot going on. We find that it can be hard to balance our time between our work, family and Guard. If you agree with this trifecta, then you’re in for a surprise! This episode is about realizing that as a member of the military we now have a larger family than what we thought. It’s all about organizing our priorities and balancing our lives. Betwee work, friends, Guard, and your Guard family it can be tough. If we can identify, prioritize, and balance these things we think we will be successful. Big Pimping — PEW, PEWPEW, PEW! https://creativebraincandy.com/show/smoking-and-drinking-in-space/ Want to check out other podcasts on the Creative Brain Candy Network? Want to be a podcaster? Check out the Creative Brain Candy website. Home
There’s only one thing to do when you hear the F-Bomb, drop a deuce and keep moving. As usual Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar catch up before talking about who Soldiers are. For the most part, Soldiers are trained to live outside of society but forced to live within it. Foul language when not appropriate quickly escalates to our favorite past time, talking about sh!t. Is it Britney? Is it Bacon? With a shirt like that we may never know.
In this episode Sergeants Bacon and C’Gar dip their toes into the first leadership issue episode. What makes a good leader? The Sergeants have a few ideas, but are they even on the right track? Only time will tell as they get comfortable with the first installment of Leadership Lake. This is a topic that will definitely require more than just a single episode but the Sergeants need to start somewhere. Stay tuned. We’re constantly building FOB EFM to be better. Visit us each episode to find out what is new! If you don’t listen you will never know what’s happening! Episode Links: Creative Brain Candy Website
Sergeant Bacon found a suitable Kazoo replacement until he finds something more permanent. This episode starts with a few new bars! #SorryNotSorry Happy belated Valentines day! We hope you got to do something enjoyable with someone special. If not, don’t worry we didn’t do anything special either. Things get a little weird when we realize that we’ve almost been at this for a year and wonder if we have any anniversary plans. If something looks a little different then you are paying attention. We moved from using Podbean as our podcast host. Our feed has changed. Hopefully you won’t notice too much change! We are on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and Spotify Podcasts. You can also visit the Creative Brain Candy website to listen to all of our episodes. We’ve also updated our episode numbering so that each episode has its own number to match our updated episode format. The Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar spend a little time telling a few gambling stories. Sometimes you gamble with money, sometimes you gamble with food. Sometimes it’s for fun and sometimes it’s not. Almost all the time it’s not really worth it. There are resources out there if you hare having financial issues or gambling problems. All you have to do is identify the issue and ask for help. Episode Links: Creative Brain Candy Website
Breaking Kazoo News: The One Man Bacon Wrapped Bacon Band delivers some sad news. The mailbag is a bit heavier than normal. Have you ever wanted to know a bit more about that C-Gar that your enjoying so much? Us too. Platoon Daddy Bacon works on knocking the rust off his career counseling skills as he sits down and has a little Q&A with Sergeant C-Gar. It’s Battle Buddy Copper! Support for a 2022 calendar is needed. Without you it will never happen! Maybe…, No…., Maybe…., No, No, We Can’t…., Well Maybe…., Never Say Never!
It’s a great idea to look in front of you before moving forward. What’s the command? Forward, March! In this 2021 edition, Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar use the episode to discuss things that could be done at EFM Podcast to improve for 2021. Eyes Forward; March! is now on Podbean, Spotify, Google, and Apple podcast platforms.
The Sergeants somehow made it into the new year! Following suite with others, Sergeants Bacon and C-Gar reflect on the past for their first episode of the new year. How did this all start? What where some road blocks? Does anyone care? Only the Sergeants can tell such (un)captivating tales. Since we didn’t get to say this in the episode: EFM Podcast is proud to be part of the Creative Brain Candy (CBC) Network. CBC has gone above and beyond in 2020 by supporting and encouraging us while we struggle to put EFM together. They have given us the opportunity to implement our ideas, execute, review our results, alter our ideas and repeat multiple times. We have more work to do and will continue to March with our Eyes Forward. We are grateful that CBC is here for us and we look forward to what the future brings! Please check out www.creativebraincandy.com to discover creators that have content just waiting to entertain you.